Poor Michael is entering his teenage years with skin that has been doubly cursed by both Ted and I as extremely likely to break out. He's a little sensitive about it, so when Matthew kept asking what the red bumps on Michael's face were, I took him out of the room to explain about 'pimples'.

Matthew's very interested in anything having to do with the body and asked a bunch of questions before being distracted and running off. Later that night we were getting ready to go to dinner when Matthew suddenly pulled up his shirt to expose his bare chest.

"Mom, look! I have pipples too!"