Instructor: “Have any of you ever played tennis before?”

Little girl: “I have! I played with my brother!”

Little boy: “I play with my dad!”

Matthew: “I play with Mario on my gamecube!”

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Instructor: “Okay, we’re going to do some stretches now! Lean to one side… (kids all mimic instructor) Now, lean to the other side… (kids all mimic instructor) Now, put your toes together and lean straight down and touch your toes… (instructor notices that Matthew has to bend his knees to accomplish this) You need to keep your knees straight… Don’t bend your knees while you touch your toes…”

Matthew: “I can’t! My legs are too long!”