Well, we were out working on the yard again today and we found evidence that rabbits are indeed still visiting our yard, even though we’ve been trying to keep the grass shorter.

“Mommy, what are those?”

“Those are rabbit droppings. Don’t touch them.”

“But what are they?”

“Rabbit poop.”

“EWWWWWWWW!!! You mean bunnies went potty in our yard?”

“Yep.”

“Why?”

“Because they don’t have bathrooms like we do.”

Matthew shakes his head. “The bunnies can’t go poop in our yard anymore. They can only come eat the grass.”

“And how are we supposed to stop them?”

“Just tell them!”

“Rabbits don’t speak English sweetie.”

“Make a sign!”

“Um, I’m a little busy right now. Why don’t you make one?”

Matthew throws his hands up in the air. “Do I have to do everything around here?!?”